Kyiv Poster publisher Moe Zaire slowly tears Boner a new arsehole at his leisure before getting to the meat of the problem UP IN THE OFFICES OF MOE ZAIRE, SOUTHEAST…

Lesson: Life is beautiful, but it is also chaotic, terrifying, stranger than strange, and incredibly cruel, disdainful and haughty, unthinking and reckless, and rarely merciful, and you have to fight…

This will prove difficult, but we nevertheless ask that you now click on the link and turn to “Boner’s Sex Harassment #5” to read what appears to be the tragic…

Boner wins again! But this time, in a different way, getting all the love he’d ever wanted but was too afraid to ask Boom-boom-boom – a fist knocks on the…

Whatever the Welsh Losser we have known and loved and gone missing in New Jersey had for The Ferret, Welsh Losser, his overbearing brother from Seattle, has it far, far…

The second Welsh Losser, the other Welsh Losser, the usurping brother, sits with The Ferret in a bar. Things happen… It is nighttime in Kyiv, just before the New Year…

The Half Guinea and Hunched Cornish are seated in the basement section of Beef Burgers and Beer, in a corner furthest from the stairs. “That guy’s got his penis pointed…

Come with me to the field of dreams To the field of dreams bring your gold Bury it there, along with all care And all your trouble if you dare Then hang…

The examiner is cross The judge is at a loss The jury is laughing The bailiff cracks a smile Saint Stephan is still on trial “Are you Welsh Losser?” “I…

Don’t look over my shoulder, brother Don’t go peeking at my screen Don’t try to read my emails or You might not like what you seen “Hello. Who am I…