Wherein the painful secret of Wallace Wayne’s painful existence is painfully revealed, and… … wherein The Bastard Wallace Wayne, The Batman Bruce Wayne’s illegitimate older half-brother, finds his origins in…

Being a continuation, without interruption, of Part 3, and the story of The Bastard Wallace Wayne, The Batman Bruce Wayne’s illegitimate older half-brother Read, o idle reader, just happing by,…

Proceeding from the nine-sonnet dream cycle of Part 4, The True Story of The Batman Bruce Wayne’s illegitimate and tragically reptilian older half-brother, The Bastard Wallace Wayne, The Pale Dragon,…

Of PR Man and The Writer, once Welsh Losser and Anti Olifko, respectively, who come to life and escape into Antipolex Here, we are also treated to a quaint underground…

Halloween descends on the newsroom: Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater, had a paper but couldn’t feed her. He put her in a living hell and there he liked her very well……

What would one do for a coffee and Danish, a coffee and Danish, just now? Why, I’d go for a girl who makes coffee and Danish, coffee and Danish, and…

The trouble with Ferrets is they’re weasels not mice, and sneaky, not nice. The trouble with Ferrets is they’re trouble all ‘round, always making a move, never making a sound…

Do swear to tell the truth Yes and nothing but Do promise not to lie And don’t ask why Don’t ask why… “Please state your name to the court?” “Stephan.”…

Saint Stephan behind bars Church house janitor jailed Ghostwriter goes to gaol No way out for holy boy gone bad… The prisoner sits, returned to his cell, in the basement…

The Trouble with Ferrets is They don’t pick up the phone Don’t work home alone The Trouble with Ferrets is They don’t stay in their cage Always seeking the stage…