An Argument in Favor of Naming the Other Authors on the Covers of Some of Shakespeare’s Plays, Vigorously Mocked and Contested A Parody of Most of the Writers Published in…

A Strange and Disturbing Story of an Old Man Competing in a Poorly Rated American TV Talent Show Writer 1, or 2 [or 4], but not 3: Gramps It was…

Old Man Eerily Gathers Armed Cult Following in the Millions A Young Unspecified Agent Arrives in Area of Old Man’s Suspected Provenance in Search of Details, Information Regarding His Identity…

Manny Face briefly contemplates some films noir – “In a Lonely Place”, “The Killers”, “Out of the Past” Listening to Echo & the Bunnymen change in my player from “Heaven…

Smith shows up with curious silences among a few things of no significance to say So what is this? The fifth, sixth, seventh time this fucking bagel joint’s being written…

The Hunched Cornish delves into assumed verities of The Checkout’s recently posted alien materials The so-called Gramps and his alleged connection to Josh Davies rigorously explored in connection with The…

Signing off dead drunk This ghost, whatever it is, Saint Stephan, or someone else, or someone who never existed. It gives me this bottle of Johnnie Walker, Red Label, I…

John Smith unleashes unprofessional unsanctioned fictional tirade against Andrew Plumb Unlike Kyiv Unedited’s other stories, this one is not fact-based or in line with our editorial policies and standards Smith…

Older, well-built man behind the counter doesn’t see me I look through the darkness of the diner, toward the counter. Behind it is a well-built older man, smiling to himself…

Good-looking waiter kid with pointy ears talks to me “Are you sure I don’t know you from somewhere,” I ask the kid as he walks by my table. “Anything’s possible,…