It’s a bright light morning in Podil. The sun is warm but the air is cold, the sky all baby-blue, clear of any clouds, not a wisp of white in…

Editorial Board leaves writings up for the record in four frames Included in This Frame: First Materials: A Pseudo Film Review of an Unidentified Director’s Work over Half a Century…

An Argument in Favor of Naming the Other Authors on the Covers of Some of Shakespeare’s Plays, Vigorously Mocked and Contested A Parody of Most of the Writers Published in…

A Strange and Disturbing Story of an Old Man Competing in a Poorly Rated American TV Talent Show Writer 1, or 2 [or 4], but not 3: Gramps It was…

Old Man Eerily Gathers Armed Cult Following in the Millions A Young Unspecified Agent Arrives in Area of Old Man’s Suspected Provenance in Search of Details, Information Regarding His Identity…

Manny Face briefly contemplates some films noir – “In a Lonely Place”, “The Killers”, “Out of the Past” Listening to Echo & the Bunnymen change in my player from “Heaven…

Smith shows up with curious silences among a few things of no significance to say So what is this? The fifth, sixth, seventh time this fucking bagel joint’s being written…

The Hunched Cornish delves into assumed verities of The Checkout’s recently posted alien materials The so-called Gramps and his alleged connection to Josh Davies rigorously explored in connection with The…

Signing off dead drunk This ghost, whatever it is, Saint Stephan, or someone else, or someone who never existed. It gives me this bottle of Johnnie Walker, Red Label, I…

John Smith unleashes unprofessional unsanctioned fictional tirade against Andrew Plumb Unlike Kyiv Unedited’s other stories, this one is not fact-based or in line with our editorial policies and standards Smith…