Takes away Sweaty’s accolades, beats him incontrovertibly, wins own fan base, disappears Sweaty Tank Top, publisher of What’s Off magazine, Kyiv’s weekly English-language entertainment rag, having convinced himself somewhere in…

“So where do we stand, Dirk?” “I’d say it’s more like we’re sitting, Step.” “Yeah, and on what – a case that’s undefined and probably unsolvable to boot. I just…

“Good morning, everyone. Kate Mustard here, reporting from 31A Pushkinska Street, the brain center of the city’s window to the world, The Kyiv Poster, now under siege by topless shock…

Will it be possible to bring the fish Boss Lard’s ego? Welsh Losser and The Ferret have arrived in Jurmala – the Baltic Riviera facing the Gulf of Riga in…

The fish is highly pleased, but… In the reception area, before bursting unannounced into Lard’s office… Losser: Say, isn’t that a doglike man sitting there reading the Kyiv Poster? Ferret:…

…post-egoectomy Boss Lard has just had his ego violently removed. He doesn’t remember a thing. He is in his posh CEO’s office at the Kyiv Poster. My, this certainly is…

Jack Step and Dirk Dickerson doggedly wait… for Mack Jack: Do you think he’ll come? Dirk: He said he would. Jack: But it’s not certain. Dirk: I didn’t say that.…

The Ferret’s Version for Alternative Underground Website Kyiv Edited (intercepted by Smith for KU) Plus: Plumb’s Draft Version for Alternative Underground New York City Urban Grunge Publication (intercepted by Kowalski…

“Hey, isn’t that Animal Boy?” “Don’t look at him, Honey. His rear end is covered with nothing but newspaper.” “Eek!” It’s a late summer evening in the city of Kyiv,…

“Could you please sign my copy, Mr. Losser?” “Why certainly, Madam – nyuh, nyuh.” “It’s for my poor ol’ mother. She practically never gets out of the house… unless, of…