Wu finds alternative, perfect Baby Losser on toxic waste dump We are afresh in Boss Lard’s Kyiv Poster office – the place where Lard kicks back and takes the piss,…

Top Fem Girl beds Lard to gain control of the paper “Well Henna, I’d say you are 100% Fem – with just enough Girl to keep things saucy.” The Fem…

Intercepted un-bowdlerized from What’s Off magazine Pull quote: “I left the Kyiv Poster on principle and very much on my own terms…” What’s Off Chief Editor Lava Encole: So, uh,…

“Are you finished sweeping up there, Stephan?” “Yeah… just trying to get at a few stubborn cobwebs.” “Well, you’re pretty stubborn yourself, son,” says the older but still well-built man.…

A Viking mead hall – capacious; huge. A massive smorgasbord way off to one side – but the hall is so huge, it bends with the curvature of the Earth,…

Publisher Ferret stops it; vetoes most other major ZZ decisions, pissing the pretentious fat ass off Dear Kyiv Edited Readers: My name is Zippy Zamazda. I’m the chief editor of…

A disinterested MacGuffin drops a major clue; a greedy Zamazda’s interest is piqued; Step presses upon them from behind the door Enter Welsh Losser; the publishing Ferret’s Kyiv Edited office,…

Talking dog-man joins Checkout Team as racist media watchdog “Hey, get out from under that table!” “No.” “Don’t make me come under there after you.” “Leave me alone. I’m lying…

The Ferret wants the script Dark-blue vapors beset and encumber a small stage in an old performing arts building in Kyiv’s Podil. A clattering contraption backstage is used to evince…

“What exactly is it that you request of us?” “I need a job.” “A job, a place to work, or a salary to sustain your material existence on this planet,…