By Martin RatshitCaveitch (Shitcave@Kyivposter.com) With malicious last-minute editorial comments inserted by chief editor Bret Boner In the down and dirty world of small-and-medium-sized business, Ukraine takes the top spot for…

… in the never-ending saga of “Life Is Unfair” Or, how it all was, in part, for Andrzej Vishnya at the not-so-rosy What’s Not play mag in Kyiv, circa 2008…

Spanish Film Week at Kyiv Cinema, circa April 5 Noting the movie I didn’t see. For the one I saw, see Installment 3½ Manny Face was doing a chick from…

A crowd is gathered on the street outside Writer’s House in the center of Kyiv. The marquee, illuminated with large black lettering on a glittering gold background, reads: “Bilious Bill…

Or, how Spanish filmmakers jumped the politically correct bandwagon of supposedly feeling guilty for being white – nevertheless, a pretty good film Manny Face returns to his loft and finds…

Referring to The Hunched Cornish’s moderately anti-Semitic, “The Hunched Cornish’s New-York Bagel – from last year. A review spliced from meaningless notes, scraps of faded memory” When the secret editorial…

Also in this number, The Cornish taunts Face with his evil act The food looks good, but… it’s not very tasty. And if, say, a meal runs you 60 hryvnias,…

Lemurov, dressed like Little Bo Peep, has arranged a dollhouse version of the Kyiv Poster newsroom at his flat somewhere in the Ukrainian capital. Many of the paper’s mostly expatriate…

Seth Sundance takes the stand: Part 1 Scene: Courtroom of the Dishonorable William Bill Publowsky. The case being tried is the firing murder of Saint Stephan, who had been cast…

Pyat, cheteery, tree, dva, odeen … You’re on, Kate! Kate Mustard: (dressed in a rubber chicken costume, replete with red rooster comb hood) Good evening, everyone, and welcome to another…