Ah hhaaa haha. Wait for it, folks. Now we have a conspiracy handed to us… replete with deranged, psychologically infantile men who carry guns and arrest people.
Is Bruce Willis gonna star in the movie version? No, he can’t. He’s already retired – just like the writer of this aging White Man’s fantasy slop should be.
Oh, The Ferret did it. And it’s all about the sex trade, a cover up.
No, Smith did it. Why? Because he’s the only one who is not a self-pitying drunk with marital problems.
And he and the Ferret and Russian spies and maniacal Mohammedans are involved too.
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