(removed from the belly of a giant irradiated two-headed goat, holding a scepter and wearing a crown) Four more foul frames for your fiendish feasting – below… STORY DIRECTORY (non-linked)…

Be My Boner: Kyiv Poster Celebrates Int’l Women’s Day  Special Offer: Ukraine’s leading English-language newspaper, in an attempt to stimulate flagging revenues, is offering a one-time discount on subscriptions to female…

HA HA HA HA HAAAAA…!!!  Oh, and by the way, aren’t those cartoons funny?! HA HA HA HA HAAAAA…!!!  Oh, they’re just so funny, those cartoons – aren’t they?! HA HA HA HAAAAA…!!!  Yeah, those cartoons, they’re really, really funny, oh,…

To: U.S. Citizens of Expatriate Kyiv  From: Brad Badgegeek, U.S. Consular Section  Dear U.S. Citizens of Expatriate Kyiv:  The U.S. Department of State has issued a Worldwide Caution to update information…

Suicide, foul play – heh – it comes to the same thing. They drove you to it, took you out of the game, heh-heh; took you out because you played…