NEW FRAMES & NOTICES, WITH ALL FOUNDATIONAL TEXTS IN SERIALIZED PAGE ORDER THEREAFTER
NEW FRAMES & NOTICES
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TRASH KC 1. Weasel Watch
Read more: TRASH KC 1. Weasel WatchThere’s something rotten in Kyiv. And it’s not the carcass of one of the city’s countless stray dogs on some forgotten footpath. A far more dangerous creature has made its…
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TRASH KC 2. Boss Lard Consults with His Lapdog Losser on Fate of Kyiv Poster
Read more: TRASH KC 2. Boss Lard Consults with His Lapdog Losser on Fate of Kyiv PosterOh, yes sir. But I was only saying – Never you mind what you was just saying, and you have got!, and I repeat, being incapable of being more emphatic,…
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TRASH KC 3. Salvation: Boss Lard Talks to The People in re The Paper
Read more: TRASH KC 3. Salvation: Boss Lard Talks to The People in re The Paper“O, you people, gather round heya! I say! Gather round, gather round! “That’s right, don’t be shy; Boss Lard ain’t gonna hypnotize you or put you unner his spell or…
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TRASH KC 4. Media Man Caught Out
Read more: TRASH KC 4. Media Man Caught OutAuthoritative Voice (AV): Turn on the light. Small room, small table, with one chair and a lightbulb hanging from a thin wire Boner: Huh! Subordinate Voice (SV): Shall I take…
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TRASH KC 5. FIRED! Chipmunk Cheeks Boner to Finally Shut the Fuck Up
Read more: TRASH KC 5. FIRED! Chipmunk Cheeks Boner to Finally Shut the Fuck UpBooted from Poster as financial failure of the pop idealist variety, the resilient speech-freedom champion insists on having the last word Of course, this is something Kyiv Unedited will not…
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TRASH KC 6. May 9 Celebrants Ecstatic Over Freedom from Fascist Boner
Read more: TRASH KC 6. May 9 Celebrants Ecstatic Over Freedom from Fascist BonerKyiv Poster readers and their sympathizers swell dwindling ranks of Victory Day heroes and revelers It’s a fantastic May 9 Victory Day here on Kyiv’s Independence Square. The weather is…
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TRASH KC 7. Amateur PR Critic Rips Full-page Ad in the Kyiv Poster…
Read more: TRASH KC 7. Amateur PR Critic Rips Full-page Ad in the Kyiv Poster…… featuring Boss Lard and Welsh Losser Is this shameless self-promotion through abuse of office? Did the public believe Boss Lard’s PR firm paid market price for the Kyiv Poster…
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TRASH KC 8. Boss Lard Reads Letter to Kyiv Unedited from Amateur PR Critic
Read more: TRASH KC 8. Boss Lard Reads Letter to Kyiv Unedited from Amateur PR CriticCalls in Welsh Losser for advice Boss Lard reading letter to Kyiv Unedited from Amateur PR Critic, currently residing for some reason in Kyiv, Ukraine: [Quote from self-promoting Boss Lard…
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TRASH KC 9. Amateur PR Appraiser Lauds Full-page Ad in Kyiv Poster…
Read more: TRASH KC 9. Amateur PR Appraiser Lauds Full-page Ad in Kyiv Poster…… featuring Boss Lard and Welsh Losser Is this a horse of a different color, or just another KU ploy to put the collar on the Kyiv Poster dog? Dear…
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TRASH KC 10. Untitled
Read more: TRASH KC 10. UntitledFeaturing (former) Boss Lard, the Kyiv Post-It, and arch-rival KU Oh, no – what are we going to do at Kyiv Unedited?! Please don’t pick on us or hurt us.…
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