If you thought there would be more about David Lynch, well, sorry, but this is about Commix Girl, The Ferret, Steve Kowalski, Litman to some degree, and Chang just a…

Bearded men and veiled women Bow down in the dirt Their heads bent low Lined in a row While heathens look to heaven  Smith exits Puzata Khata on Kontraktova Ploshcha…

He came out of the night He came upon my wife I never feared but came not near He took her in the light “Hey, aren’t you The Ferret?” “I…

Boys love toys and puppy dog tails Girls love ribbons and spice Old Men love to break dolls’ necks To curse and spit on everything nice The man returns home…

I shot The Ferret. But I did not kill Welsh Losser. I shot The Ferret. I shot the weasel down. I shot The Ferret. I wasn’t aiming for the clown.…

Bubble, bubble toil and trouble Look where you go in Podil Don’t wait for a Ferret near his water hole Don’t follow a Guinea against his will “Are YOU Welsh…

Kostyantynivska Street, fairway of the Czars No carriage can be seen on you this day But I did espy a Ferret there one night Huddled in the Kosher strip joint’s light Refusing at the…

But at a price We had our day off, so today is our day back on, so we say the hell with it and go to Andrew’s in Podil –…

Moe Zaire blows up the Kyiv Poster to collect the insurance on a terrorist attack The man who looks amazingly like David Lynch sits quietly in the Kyiv Poster newsroom…

Zaire makes good-natured promises to Lynch he also doesn’t keep. Together with former Kyiv Poster Acting CEO Anoyla Zombietska, a not-so-subtle mocking of D. Lynch begins Moe Zaire, near-billionaire-at-large and…