NEW FRAMES & NOTICES, WITH ALL FOUNDATIONAL TEXTS IN SERIALIZED PAGE ORDER THEREAFTER
NEW FRAMES & NOTICES
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4.46. KYIV COMMIX: THE @#$% PREQUEL!!!… PART 3!!! AND THE LAST… for now…
Read more: 4.46. KYIV COMMIX: THE @#$% PREQUEL!!!… PART 3!!! AND THE LAST… for now…Dear goys and churls: You demanded context. Your aggression and bullying toward us were unwarranted and gratuitous. As a result, you’ve provoked the genie out of the bottle; you’ve created…
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4.45. KYIV COMMIX: And Here It Is AGAIN – THE @#$% PREQUEL!!!… PART 2!!! By even more popular demand – by which we mean, not LESS demand, but EVEN MORE…
Read more: 4.45. KYIV COMMIX: And Here It Is AGAIN – THE @#$% PREQUEL!!!… PART 2!!! By even more popular demand – by which we mean, not LESS demand, but EVEN MORE…Wherein we learn that the Zapruder Film takes no rest, but only gets better with time… or something like that… To Dirk Dickerson’s great relief, Jack Step does not run…
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4.44. KYIV COMMIX: And Here It Is – THE @#$% PREQUEL!!!… By popular demand
Read more: 4.44. KYIV COMMIX: And Here It Is – THE @#$% PREQUEL!!!… By popular demandAnd when we say “demand”, we mean DEMAND… Standing stooped over his standard-issue detective’s desk, a crazy Dirk Dickerson flips back and forth through the pages of his handsome, cowhide-bound…
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ANTI-NOTICE No. 3: A Continuing and Relentlessly Determined Complaint by a Kyiv Commix Union Joker, now to 4.43, a stupid letter from a pernicious, albeit temporarily extremely powerful, outside agency disguised by our own craven and lily-livered Editorial Board as a Kyiv Commix report
Read more: ANTI-NOTICE No. 3: A Continuing and Relentlessly Determined Complaint by a Kyiv Commix Union Joker, now to 4.43, a stupid letter from a pernicious, albeit temporarily extremely powerful, outside agency disguised by our own craven and lily-livered Editorial Board as a Kyiv Commix reportFuck you, you fucking faggots, just give me the fucking PREQUEL already!!! Weasels! COWARDS!!! If I can get at the controls of this website – and trust me, I can…
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4.43. KYIV COMMIX: Kyiv Unedited’s Secret Editorial Board Publishes Letter from the JLF’s Antisemitism Hunters Concern Absolving Kyiv Unedited of Guilt over Destruction of Heavy Hebe’s Satellite Spying Equipment
Read more: 4.43. KYIV COMMIX: Kyiv Unedited’s Secret Editorial Board Publishes Letter from the JLF’s Antisemitism Hunters Concern Absolving Kyiv Unedited of Guilt over Destruction of Heavy Hebe’s Satellite Spying EquipmentWe, here, of the Kyiv Unedited Secret Editorial Board, are pleased to run this letter we just received from the Antisemitic Hunters Concern under The Jewish Lobster Fund, as a…
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ANTI-STORY NOTICE No. 2, this time to 4.42, 4.41, and 4.40: A Joker’s Complaint, Unrequited and Therefore Redoubled
Read more: ANTI-STORY NOTICE No. 2, this time to 4.42, 4.41, and 4.40: A Joker’s Complaint, Unrequited and Therefore RedoubledNice try, you mugs. Because what I’m looking for is the PREQUEL to the wholesale destruction by Step and Dickerson of the Heavy Hebe’s state-of-the-art satellite spying equipment beneath Kyiv’s…
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4.42. KYIV COMMIX: Part 3, as in Part 2 before that, and Part 1 before that. A Flashback that Never Returns. A Drycleaning Ticket for the Antichrist’s Laundry: All These and More Give an Insane Dirk Dickerson a lot to be Tormented About
Read more: 4.42. KYIV COMMIX: Part 3, as in Part 2 before that, and Part 1 before that. A Flashback that Never Returns. A Drycleaning Ticket for the Antichrist’s Laundry: All These and More Give an Insane Dirk Dickerson a lot to be Tormented AboutFLASHBACK: to sometime earlier, perhaps the very same day (continued directly from Part 2 of this same narrative, Kyiv Commix, Vol. 4, No. 41), in the Podil District offices of…
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4.41. KYIV COMMIX: The Dreaded Part 2, about Insane Dirk Dickerson’s Lost Bark Tempest-Tossed over Meshuggener Laundry Bill
Read more: 4.41. KYIV COMMIX: The Dreaded Part 2, about Insane Dirk Dickerson’s Lost Bark Tempest-Tossed over Meshuggener Laundry BillEy, big hero… … squawks an unsurprisingly irate Ira the Nurse, just short of a shriek at Dirk Dickerson, who stands across the room with a shoulder leant against a…
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4.40. KYIV COMMIX: An insane Dirk Dickerson tortures his mind over the drycleaning ticket – Part I
Read more: 4.40. KYIV COMMIX: An insane Dirk Dickerson tortures his mind over the drycleaning ticket – Part IIt’s just a fucking drycleaning ticket, a lousy sales receipt… So why does Step keep bringing it up? What did he expect the Heavy Hebe to answer about it when…
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ANTI-STORY NOTICE to 4.39: A Joker’s Complaint
Read more: ANTI-STORY NOTICE to 4.39: A Joker’s ComplaintSay, it’s one thing when we “Jokers” of the eponymously named “Union” here at Kyiv Unedited go on strike and withdraw our much-sought-after Story Notice-writing services, almost at a whim,…
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