I met my dinner companion near the exit of the Poshtova Ploshcha (which translates roughly as Postal Square) metro station in Podil. He arrived almost exactly on time, just a…

From: The Lost Interviews, Part 87 It means you’re just a filthy, rotten, stinking, no-good, good-for-nothing, lowdown, lazy, lying – I’ll sue you for defamation! I’ll sue, I swear I…

A detailed account of what really happened, as truthfully told by The Hunched Cornish, and why Shangri-La is now only a Lost Horizon The Hunched Cornish wasn’t supposed to make…

A man in Kyiv you don’t necessarily know… DRAMATIS PERSONAE: Josh Davies (JD) D (Me, Myself, I, D…, Me again, I AM, I AM NOT, Me too) Me: Hello, is…

The workday has ended at Boss Lard’s PR agency, and Welsh Losser is headed for home “Whew, I’m whipped,” he thinks to himself, as he puts on the fold-up furry…

DRAMATIS PERSONAE: The Memory of Saint Stephan A Ukrainian Sergeant-at-Arms, Vasily Judge presiding over Court of Expatriate Kyiv, The Dishonorable William Bill Publowsky The Defendant, The Ferret The Defense Attorney,…

Dear Mr. Smith: We here at Kyiv Unedited have decided to publish your rather childish courtroom drama about The Ferret being on trial in a corrupt judicial system somewhere in…

From: The Lost Interviews, Part 88 It means you’re a vicious, miserable son of a bitch. It means you’re ready to set anybody up behind their back and cause them…

Dancing Girl challenges Hunched Cornish’s belief system at Podil’s Monsieur Olivier Yeah, and so The Hunched Cornish once again made his epic journey from the Poshtova Ploshcha metro station in…

Tells Hunched Cornish where he can stick it My name is Jack Step. I’m one of the key reporters for the section of Kyiv Unedited called Kyiv Commix. I don’t…