Or, how Spanish filmmakers jumped the politically correct bandwagon of supposedly feeling guilty for being white – nevertheless, a pretty good film Manny Face returns to his loft and finds…

Referring to The Hunched Cornish’s moderately anti-Semitic, “The Hunched Cornish’s New-York Bagel – from last year. A review spliced from meaningless notes, scraps of faded memory” When the secret editorial…

Also in this number, The Cornish taunts Face with his evil act The food looks good, but… it’s not very tasty. And if, say, a meal runs you 60 hryvnias,…

Lemurov, dressed like Little Bo Peep, has arranged a dollhouse version of the Kyiv Poster newsroom at his flat somewhere in the Ukrainian capital. Many of the paper’s mostly expatriate…

Seth Sundance takes the stand: Part 1 Scene: Courtroom of the Dishonorable William Bill Publowsky. The case being tried is the firing murder of Saint Stephan, who had been cast…

Pyat, cheteery, tree, dva, odeen … You’re on, Kate! Kate Mustard: (dressed in a rubber chicken costume, replete with red rooster comb hood) Good evening, everyone, and welcome to another…

Irrefutable facts established, nerves strained, wills broken DRAMATIS PERSONAE: Prosecution – an unnamed male figure (Prosecution; Pros) Defense Counsel Welsh Losser (DC Losser) The Dishonorable Judge William Bill Publowsky (Publowsky;…

But what about The Ferret? PERSONAE NON GRATAE: Same as in Part 2, except no Kid, plus, we are reminded that The Ferret is rattling in a cage Pros: Okay,…

What happens to The Ferret? Will justice be served? DRAMATIS PERSONAE NON GRATAE – Ha! And I bet you didn’t see THAT one coming!!!: Same as in the previous two…

In contemplation of wolverines and singing babushkas in downtown metro passages The wolverine, I was telling John Smith, is the most vicious and tenacious predator of the northern climes. The…