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Pyat, cheteery, tree, dva, odeen … You’re on, Kate! Kate Mustard: (dressed in a rubber chicken costume, replete with red rooster comb hood) Good evening, everyone, and welcome to another…

Irrefutable facts established, nerves strained, wills broken DRAMATIS PERSONAE: Prosecution – an unnamed male figure (Prosecution; Pros) Defense Counsel Welsh Losser (DC Losser) The Dishonorable Judge William Bill Publowsky (Publowsky;…

But what about The Ferret? PERSONAE NON GRATAE: Same as in Part 2, except no Kid, plus, we are reminded that The Ferret is rattling in a cage Pros: Okay,…

What happens to The Ferret? Will justice be served? DRAMATIS PERSONAE NON GRATAE – Ha! And I bet you didn’t see THAT one coming!!!: Same as in the previous two…

In contemplation of wolverines and singing babushkas in downtown metro passages The wolverine, I was telling John Smith, is the most vicious and tenacious predator of the northern climes. The…

Attendees feel scammed over absence of promised star writer (and last-minute substitution of imposter) There are around 200 participants in attendance at the Kyiv Writers’ Conference who thought it worth…

The backstory of the lead-up to the axing Zoe, the news industry is changing so fast – PR Boss Bo Lard, CEO of the Kyiv Poster, is telling the paper’s…

Thusly, the firing news is broken Note to readers: There’s nothing funny about this; it’s a damn serious moment Says Boss Lard to Bret Boner: You couldn’t even come up…

Another French film week in Kyiv, a long time ago Yeah, it was a while ago; know what I mean? Something like Saturday, April 20, 2013, and the only thing…

What was “Mobius” about? Even raft of film reviews couldn’t say I mean, I saw the film, and I read the reviews – the first five or six that popped…