KYIV UNEDITED

…post-egoectomy Boss Lard has just had his ego violently removed. He doesn’t remember a thing. He is in his posh CEO’s office at the Kyiv Poster. My, this certainly is…

Jack Step and Dirk Dickerson doggedly wait… for Mack Jack: Do you think he’ll come? Dirk: He said he would. Jack: But it’s not certain. Dirk: I didn’t say that.…

The Ferret’s Version for Alternative Underground Website Kyiv Edited (intercepted by Smith for KU) Plus: Plumb’s Draft Version for Alternative Underground New York City Urban Grunge Publication (intercepted by Kowalski…

“Hey, isn’t that Animal Boy?” “Don’t look at him, Honey. His rear end is covered with nothing but newspaper.” “Eek!” It’s a late summer evening in the city of Kyiv,…

“Could you please sign my copy, Mr. Losser?” “Why certainly, Madam – nyuh, nyuh.” “It’s for my poor ol’ mother. She practically never gets out of the house… unless, of…

“Ok everyone, take your seats and let’s begin. And remember: nothing said during the meeting can be repeated beyond the walls of this room.” “I don’t know why I let…

Meanwhile, his ego tries to return I don’t know why making money is such an important thing. Being put on this earth, this one chance we get, wouldn’t we be…

Barbs have cumulative effect, setting fire Something tells me, Smith, you’re the one writing this review. Even as we speak. What’s the matter, The Hunched Cornish, lost your nerve? That’s…

“Ok everyone, take your places. Make up! Make up … Where’s my wife?” The curtains separate at the old performing arts building in Kyiv’s Podil, revealing a bare-chested Publowsky in…

It’s a movie everyone loves, so it doesn’t matter what Manny Face says. Know what I mean? Just look “Sideways” up in Wikipedia and see the shitload of awards it…