KYIV UNEDITED

A detailed account of what really happened, as truthfully told by The Hunched Cornish, and why Shangri-La is now only a Lost Horizon The Hunched Cornish wasn’t supposed to make…

A man in Kyiv you don’t necessarily know… DRAMATIS PERSONAE: Josh Davies (JD) D (Me, Myself, I, D…, Me again, I AM, I AM NOT, Me too) Me: Hello, is…

The workday has ended at Boss Lard’s PR agency, and Welsh Losser is headed for home “Whew, I’m whipped,” he thinks to himself, as he puts on the fold-up furry…

DRAMATIS PERSONAE: The Memory of Saint Stephan A Ukrainian Sergeant-at-Arms, Vasily Judge presiding over Court of Expatriate Kyiv, The Dishonorable William Bill Publowsky The Defendant, The Ferret The Defense Attorney,…

Dear Mr. Smith: We here at Kyiv Unedited have decided to publish your rather childish courtroom drama about The Ferret being on trial in a corrupt judicial system somewhere in…

From: The Lost Interviews, Part 88 It means you’re a vicious, miserable son of a bitch. It means you’re ready to set anybody up behind their back and cause them…

Dancing Girl challenges Hunched Cornish’s belief system at Podil’s Monsieur Olivier Yeah, and so The Hunched Cornish once again made his epic journey from the Poshtova Ploshcha metro station in…

Tells Hunched Cornish where he can stick it My name is Jack Step. I’m one of the key reporters for the section of Kyiv Unedited called Kyiv Commix. I don’t…

DRAMATIS PERSONAE: Brent Boner (BB), Chief Editor of the Kyiv Poster Pimply-Faced Kid (PFK) in red company jacket, a cable TV and Internet bill collector Hound Dog Face (HDF), a…

The Ferret, an English-language journalist of alleged Ukrainian Diaspora descent, has gone missing. “I called him for supper yesterday evening, but he didn’t answer. Then I noticed that his cage…